Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Rusty Fischer: My Big, Fat, Undead Zombie Crush

My Big, Fat, Undead Zombie Crush:
A FREE Poem of the Living Dead
By Rusty Fischer, author of Zombies Don’t Cry

Copyright © 2012 by Rusty Fischer
All rights reserved.

This is a work of fiction. All of the names, characters, places and events portrayed in this novel are either products of the author’s imagination or, if real, are used fictitiously.

Cover credit: © tankist276 –

My Big, Fat, Undead Zombie Crush

I had a little
Zombie crush;
Oh no, I fear
I’ve said too much.

You’re not supposed
To crush on them;
If your heart beats
You are… human.

And you should only
Date your kind;
But I had zombies
On my mind.

Yes he was cute
And quite undead;
When I saw him
My face turned red.

And finally
I caught his eye;
And from my mouth
Escaped a sigh.

We talked before
He made his move;
Which was anything
But super smooth.

In fact, it was
 A little whacked;
That zombie went
And broke my back!

But that’s okay
That is just fine;
He showed me his
I showed him mine.

You see, before he
Crushed me in two;
He went and made me
A zombie too!

So now I can
No longer feel;
That startling
Zombie appeal.

Of course, I can’t
Feel anything;
But I would not
Go back again.

I can’t go back
My legs are broke;
To watch me walk
Is quite a joke.

So here I sit
In Zombie Land;
So safe beside
My zombie man.

So heed these words
Yes, listen all;
Before in love
You do fall…

Make sure that he’s
The living sort;
Or your romance
Will be cut short.

Unless, that is
You’re tired of livin’;
Then to a zombie
You should give in.

About the Author:
Rusty Fischer

        Rusty Fischer is the author of Zombies Don’t Cry, as well as several other popular zombie books, including Panty Raid at Zombie High, Detention of the Living Dead and the Reanimated Readz series of 99-cent living dead shorts.
        Rusty runs the popular website Zombies Don’t Blog @ At Zombies Don’t Blog you can read more about Rusty’s work, view his upcoming book covers and read – or download – completely FREE books & stories about… zombies!

Rusty Fischer, author of Zombies Don't Cry (Medallion Press, 2011)
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Thanks Rusty for being on the blog today! Happy Halloween everyone! 

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