Zombie Girl Shambling: Rusty Fischer: My Big, Fat, Undead Zombie Crush

Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Rusty Fischer: My Big, Fat, Undead Zombie Crush

My Big, Fat, Undead Zombie Crush:

A FREE Poem of the Living Dead

By Rusty Fischer, author of Zombies Don’t Cry

This is a work of fiction. All of the names, characters, places and events portrayed in this novel are either products of the author’s imagination or, if real, are used fictitiously.

Cover credit: © tankist276 – Fotolia.com

My Big, Fat, Undead Zombie Crush

I had a little

Zombie crush;

Oh no, I fear

I’ve said too much.

You’re not supposed

To crush on them;

If your heart beats

You are… human.

And you should only

Date your kind;

But I had zombies

On my mind.

Yes he was cute

And quite undead;

When I saw him

My face turned red.

And finally

I caught his eye;

And from my mouth

Escaped a sigh.

We talked before

He made his move;

Which was anything

But super smooth.

In fact, it was

A little whacked;

That zombie went

And broke my back!

But that’s okay

That is just fine;

He showed me his

I showed him mine.

You see, before he

Crushed me in two;

He went and made me

A zombie too!

So now I can

No longer feel;

That startling

Zombie appeal.

Of course, I can’t

Feel anything;

But I would not

Go back again.

I can’t go back

My legs are broke;

To watch me walk

Is quite a joke.

So here I sit

In Zombie Land;

So safe beside

My zombie man.

So heed these words

Yes, listen all;

Before in love

You do fall…

Make sure that he’s

The living sort;

Or your romance

Will be cut short.

Unless, that is

You’re tired of livin’;

Then to a zombie

You should give in.

About the Author:

Rusty Fischer

Rusty Fischer is the author of Zombies Don’t Cry, as well as several other popular zombie books, including Panty Raid at Zombie High, Detention of the Living Dead and the Reanimated Readz series of 99-cent living dead shorts.

Rusty runs the popular website Zombies Don’t Blog @ www.zombiesdontblog.blogspot.com. At Zombies Don’t Blog you can read more about Rusty’s work, view his upcoming book covers and read – or download – completely FREE books & stories about… zombies!